I bought this hoodie expecting “warm and comfy.” What I got instead was a portable emotional support blanket that I’m legally required to wear in public.
First of all, it’s soft. Not “oh that’s nice” soft. I mean “accidentally fell asleep standing up” soft. I put it on and immediately understood why cats look so relaxed all the time.
The fit is perfect—somehow roomy without making me look like I’m hiding three raccoons underneath. The hood? Elite. When I pull it up, I feel anonymous, powerful, and 37% more mysterious.
It’s warm without turning me into a human sauna. I’ve worn it in cold weather, mild weather, and “I refuse to turn on the heater” weather, and it performs every time. I’m pretty sure it could survive a light apocalypse.
Downsides? I now ignore my other clothes. Friends have started asking if I own anything else. I do not. This hoodie is my personality now.
10/10. Would buy again. Would be buried in it.
